Dave the Barbarian

Dave the barbarian is a popular talkshow host from ten thousand million BC. He's famous for talking to such stars as: Bob Dolan, The Chiquita Banana spokesperson, the Geico Gecko, Satan, Geralt of Rivia from the popular video game Skyrim: Breath of the Wild, and Garfield Baby.

When Garfield Baby yelled NIGGERS! and then pooped his diaper, Dave the barbarian laughed so much. It was a hoot. Then Garfield Baby was shot to death by the hologram of 2pac for being racist.